Here is a list of some of the things that Satu collects (that I know about.) I have always been curious about what the common theme is, so listing them out with some guesses about what she likes about them may be key to unraveling the mystery.
1. Fishing lures:
Hmm. They are colorful. That's a plus. Also, they look like bugs and Satu likes bugs, especially the strange and colorful ones. The more legs and fur the better I think. She is a friend to bumble bees. In fact, I have never seen her encounter a bug she wasn't willing to rescue, including spiders.
2. Droids:
She must just like them because they are droids. They are little robots with personalities. They represent the best aspects of people. Playfulness, loyalty, willingness and joy. Droids are always up for an adventure, kind of like my lady. Occasionally they get into trouble around the house. Remember when they got drunk and pooped bolts and nuts all over our bar? gross.
3. Guns:
I think she likes them because they are beautiful, well engineered tools that are also powerful. They put a small woman like her in an even battle stance with anyone who would dare to think they could bully her. She may like them especially because she is great with them. Due to Satu's no-nonsense ability to control her body and emotions, she can calmly out-shoot most experienced men who don't have her naturally calm disposition.
Guns are pretty and complicated. She has always liked various machinery and appreciated good design. Maybe Satu likes them because they strike the right love of metal and science. I personally can't tell one 1911 from another. You can point out the rounded back end all day long, but I am still going to identify that thing as a pistol and nothing more. Not my wife. If there is anyone in the world that can pick out the special difference in a thing, it is Satu... (wait a minute. That just made me feel surprisingly good about myself.)
4. Pipes:
Here is another thing that seems like all the same thing to me, but apparently we need to have different ones because each object has a different story. This one looks like a professor owned it. This one belonged to a middle class day dreamer who chewed nervously through the stem. This one may have belonged to an Italian statesman and this one to a farmer. I don't actually know if she is driven to imagine the owners or the makers of the objects. Maybe both. maybe neither. Who knows with her. She is probably looking at pandas wearing skirts online right now. Is that a thing? Meh. She would know.
5. Cigars:
I feel like these should be related to pipes, but I actually thing the connection is probably more obscure than that. It is probably about smell and taste. The same way she wants to have different liquors around, she wants to have different cigars. She really doesn't smoke them often. Satu has a keen sense of smell, so she probably appreciates the different musty, grassy and earthy smells of different tobaccos. I also think she likes to care for things that require a good sense of understanding. (like me also.) She fusses with humidity and storage. Just like with me, cigars require attention, but they are worth the trouble. Strong hands picked the tobacco, dried and aged it and rolled it lovingly. I also require strong hands. Satu has the strongest hands and heart I have ever known.
6. Desiccants.
They don't call them desi-cans. Who even knows why she has a thing for them. I feel like someone who saves desiccants probably saves matches and printed tissue papers. At this time, I fully recognize that it is very likely that my wife has a collection of printed papers in a variety of colors, sizes and prints. I will probably never find it, but it is probably somewhere.
7. Cardboard ships:
This one is a write off. I feel like everyone would love and collect these if they know about them.
8. Hamsters and crickets and such:
Japanese. What can I say. We have a figurine of a woman washing a cat in a clawfoot tub and a ceramic baby riding a cricket. Of course there are plastic hamsters and battery operated lighting bugs.
Reality break: What is the common theme? Man stuff? No. Men don't collect hamsters or dessicants. Small? No. Pretty sure Satu would add a cannon to her gun collection if she could. Functional? Nope. Umm. cardboard ships?
9. Lamps.
Satu definitely has a thing for light sources. The older the better. 20's-60's preferred. Shiny is good but so is translucent or luminescent. Flickering candles or glass? lightning bugs? Is this a related category. What is the connection here?
10. Books:
There are some books that need to be a part of the whole. Is she missing one of the Nancy Drews? We definitely have full collections of navel books and Charles Dickens and the OED which is the never-ending collection of collections. Is it the obscurity and thoughtfulness of the themes?
11. Little plastic thing-a-ma bobs.
I am thinking of the things over the sink. They are of a kind, but do they count as a collection? Maybe the key is in things that are related, but only in my wife's brilliant mind.
12. Light sabers:
I think this is just a thing that she fell in love with and became an expert in like guns or cigars. Are these in any way related to the need to collect beautiful tools, or is this about imagination? Are they like ships in a bottle and reliving naval battles in space? Is this really about how Star Wars saved her life, or is it about getting your own little piece of a fantasy as an adult? I feel like for me, life with Satu is the fantasy I have always dreamed of, but maybe she has a hero's spirit. Maybe she is a swashbuckler. Maybe she's Superman, or Aquaman, or Tarzan or Hans Solo. All of that wrapped up in a small, super wiggly little fireball of a lady.
13. Knives.
I think Satu likes things that are shiny and things that are dangerous. I think knives satisfy all of that, plus the love of tools. I have always had a thing for Damascus steel because it is swirly, sharp, pretty and deadly. Is Satu the same way, or does she have the brain of an engineer? Does she like sharp, craftsmanship, shiney, engineering or some combination of the thing you could never guess about?
Does she like the stars? Can you collect them in some way?
What is the next thing she may like? It won't be new. It won't be plastic. Maybe wood? Maybe leather? Maybe glass? Colored glass? Small glass? Artisan glass? Is there such a thing as old man, naval glass? Can we get a porthole from the Pequod? What snags her imagination and holds it indefinitely?
What is the common theme? Maybe it is just her. Maybe she is the only one with the unique life that allows her to know about bronze, collect fishing lures and love me into our sixties. This didn't help me figure out the common theme, but it did help me re-define how unique my wife's wonderful mind is.
Satu, If I could be the next strange unknown that you would discover. If I could just be a shiny tool or a complex and mysterious scent. If I can just hold your fascination long enough to be the next thing. The best thing. I want to be the thing that makes you laugh and captures your imagination, but I also want to discover those things with you. Your mind is so endlessly curious. How do you make connections? How could I ever know what tickles your fancy? You are bottomless and topless.Your touch reaches the stars and unknown places. You are the only person I know who could be you.
What is the connection? Who could know? It is just your fancy. The things that you love are lucky things in the world. Myself included.