Another of my wife's hobbies is collecting old globes. We have a room in our home that is slowly filling up with earths as she adds new globes to the collection. Recently my wife ordered a globe that is also...wait for it...a pipe rest. Boom! That's game. Thanks for coming out folks. She has been crowned grand champion.
Here are some other things that my wife also wins at because she is an all around winner:
Hats. Any hat anywhere looks good on Satu.
Wildlife: My wife can spot an opossum from 500 yards.
Cats: there is no cat in the world that she won't befriend with enough patience.
Stationary, pens, pencils and obscure erasers. You name it, she's an expert.
Collections. Things that are like another thing in only one weird way, she can find that common thread and will group them as a kind.
Colors: Is there a name for that? You bet, and she knows what it is and can pick it out of 30 other shades of green.
Food: Satu can make a delicious meal appear from some dry goods and a couple of random cans in the back of the cupboard.
Words: Need the right word at the right time? She's got it on the tip of her tongue.
Marriage: She may not have the hottest wife in the pack anymore, but she does have the most devoted, loving, infatuated woman in the world to share her bed with.
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