Cookie monster has a twitter account?

S- "Cookie monster tweets? Well, that makes sense I guess. I've been tweeting church signs for a while."
K- "You're on twitter?"
S-  "Oh yeah, girl. There's all kinds of stuff you don't know about me."
 She pulls out her phone and reads off a list of crazy billboard sayings. They're like fortune cookies from God.
K- "That's all you tweet!?"
S- "Yep. Well, sometimes I do chiropractic signs if I think they're good enough."